reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high...
Anonymous asked: Sideburns
sierragordy-deactivated20121023 asked: What's up with that mayonnaise you have in the kitchen? Are you, like, some sort of hipster?
shivovish asked: lee guess what i have guess what guess what i have its brown and also beige and also a stick a stick covered with brown underlined with beige has some vague dots on it did you guess its pocky its pocky haha did you guess!!!!!LETS PLAY THE POCKY GAME GIVE ME YOUR MOUTH AND I L L S H O W Y O U T H E P A T H T O S A T A N S G L O R Y
shivovish asked: ur homosex????and that makes me inherently uncomfortable...w/ ur yawoise o_o >_>
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im not cool enough to be in any cool house aaaaaa
ThePowerPlumblr: Alone and Depressed →
handingoutbricklers: Hey guys, so basically Ive been kicked out by my dementia ridden grandfather. I am now living alone and seeking employment. Hopefully I will find something soon because if I do not I am going to bleed myself dry. Any support would be greatly appreciated. So if you would like to commission me I…
mrscphillips: Look at this guy he has three fucking arms if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
lunise: sanctuary-remix: numbuh-86: ...
sallyface: My mind is full of fuck.
Anonymous asked: 'Twas your first time on MSPARP?
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat
apocalypseArisen [AA] joined chat
AA: hi dave
TG: oh hey aradia great timing i needed to ask you something
AA: i have perfect timing what d0 y0u need t0 ask
TG: in the event that an apocalyptic dinosaur gets a hold of your time tables and leaves your team in a parallel universe
AA: g0 0n
TG: should i jut give up the goat and wait for everything to get screwed over or try to move to a different time line so that i can help with the alphas
TG: because if you think about it
TG: wouldnt those kids be fucked as well
AA: t0 answer that i have t0 ask y0u a questi0n in return
AA: did this happen t0 y0u
TG: this may be the case yes
AA: an ap0calyptic
TG: dont ask me how it got them
AA: y0u sh0uld pr0bably try t0 advance the alpha
AA: i d0nt want t0 kn0w it s0unds like a bad st0ry
TG: how do i know which line is the alpha i mean there are so many strands now and i dont want to be left hanging on the end on an aglet here
TG: oh yeah no it was terrible
AA: what even is an aglet
AA: isnt it that sh0elace thing
TG: i didnt even know there were dinosaurs here
TG: yeah its the useless piece of shit plastic on the end of a shoe lace
AA: the alpha is the 0ne y0ur tables sh0uld be set t0 aut0matically besides y0ur 0wn
TG: but my tables where stolen
TG: by the dinosaur
AA: then h0w d0 y0u even expect t0 jump timelines
AA: kill the din0saur
TG: are you kidding me that thing has probably popped into another universe by now
AA: its a din0saur it c0uldnt have g0tten that far
TG: im not gonna go after it like im stuck in jurassic park and all i have to eat is either over cooked lizard meat or the innocent meat of two children
TG: dont make me eat the children aradia
AA: where did y0u get children
apocalypseArisen [AA] disconnected.
I think a fly just bit me
It was kind of sharp :|
So like I want to try pottermore out right but i also want to draw neil and the king in digimon style decisions decisions
pother: theguardofblood: airinn: jambandit: superkianagalaxy: erinthesails: winkwonk: huggbutts: notdaredevil: ribbonsundae: pwnyta: thatfuckingtableflipper: inqling: okagami: [Harry Potter - Dress Up] REBLOG WITH YOURSELF!! … I’m not mad, this is just my default expression Move over, Hufflepuff badass rolling through SELF-PROCLAIMED HUFFLEPUFF COMIN’...
studioushrink: pother: littlewhitedragon: You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats? littlewhitedragon: Lv.6 Goat. Special trait: can eat habaneros. Lv.28 Machinist. Special trait: can manipulate plants. Kori: Lv.12 Scout. Special trait: top candidate for Pokemon master. YES Lee: Lv.58 psychic. Special trait: Great at mowing lawns. Not bad
studioushrink: whaleserywhere: studioushrink: whaleserywhere: that’s one way to get out of paying for pizza BECCA WE SHOULD DO THIS SOMETIME omg yES JUST YOU AND ME WE’LL JUST GO OUT AND START DANCing and the guy would just like.. walk away…. no…just us….and then the pizza guy would make us pay extra for the permanent hearing damage can i be in this too guys im here right
I bet Gamzee actually gave Jane the violet potion...
whaleserywhere: davestriderslefttestical: leijonion: timeanddivision: inkskratches: honksexual: equiusz: Half off. STOP no I thought the blue ones would cost an ARM or a LEG. the yellow one’s price would have scared me half to death The price for the strong potion must have taken her breath away omfg The fuschia potion must have left a hole in her wallet
pother: theguardofblood: janestakes: the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty pupcat: dewdrops-on-roses: fluffywhite: thiscakeisnotalie: School President: Honor Students: WOAH COOKIE EXCUSE ME YOU FORGOT A COUPLE OF PEOPLE: and oh who am i kidding NPH has always been perfect looking Cookie baby you’re a sexy son of a bitch hot ...
also those of you who DO want to come down to six flags because of the caricature things, then i need to tell you that I’m not actually working this weekend so i’m probably working the weekend afterwards we’ll just have to see ;)
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO WENT TO THE MEET UP
[[MORE]] YOU GUYS SHOULD COME TO SIX FLAGS FIESTA TX, BECAUSE I WORK THERE AS A CARICATURE ARTIST I WILL TOTALLY DRAW YOU IN YOUR COSPALY PLEASE THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN (i can’t actually give you the picture unless you pay for it but you know it’d still be funner then heck)
ballbot-atlas: leetlefish started following you hey there you wanna get it on i know you do come on bbz u kno u want it alright lets DO THIS i am ready
Ask the Wigglers!: Can Town Meetup →
thedublinrose: askthewigglers: So I went to the SA Cantown party with my friend Whaleseverywhere who was Jane, and my friend Leetlefish who was cosplaying as herself (She got the shoes wrong, what a n00b), and it was really great, and I met a lot of cool people like this nice broadway Karkat, two Nepetas, and this cool guy with… hi! i’m the Broadway karkat derp thing…person…yeah…hi! -totally...